President: Ian Griswold
Top Stat: Disguise
Ian is actually three foxes in a trench coat. You can find Ian at the front of meetings, overseeing our memes.
First Vice President: Dez Reed
Top Stat: Poof
Dez has a backpack full of math books and all the right opinions. You can find Dez easily, thanks to his high level of identifiability.
Second Vice President: Kate Krakopolsky
Top Stat: Arm Recovery
Kate is a Real Russian, lending our organization a semblance of credibility. You can find Kate at Giant Eagle picking out terrible drinks for our events.
Corresponding Secretary: Ellen Seeser
Top Stat: Not Height, That’s for Sure
Ellen writes emails, articles, and maybe other things. You can find Ellen turning over rocks in Schenley Park searching for Pravda? submissions.
Recording Secretary: Janny Mongkolsupawan
Top Stat: Unexpected Dirty Jokes
Janny writes down all the awful things we say and files them away for the benefit of future generations. You can find Janny watching tokusatsu shows studying.
Treasurer: Aren Davey
Top Stat: “Not Being a Weaboo”
As treasurer, Aren is the person at whom we throw our money. You can find Aren photoshopping memes into our facebook event images.
Sergeant at Arms: Mitchell Yang
Top Stat: TA Trolling Ability
Mitchell trains to protect the President by carrying stuff to and from events. You can find Mitchell sitting atop the pile of nerf darts he has collected from failed assassination attempts.