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Mike Woolford (President)
Birthday:
7/19
Age:
1980
From:
North
Does Things:
Climbing
Falling
Moving Fast with Wheels on Feet
Likes:
Comics
Comics
Comics
Comisc
Dislike:
Dogs
Also responds to:
Woof Lord
Dr. President
Not Zora
etc.
Skye Toor (1Veep)
Mechanical Engineering
Biomedical Engineering
Erin
Statistics/Math ’17
Birthday:
6/9
Age:
???
From:
The Government
Is:
Actually a bird
Does things:
“eating”
“breathing”
“living”
Dislikes:
The Ground
Dillon Lareau(2Veep)
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Due to previous connections with the treasury, all information about
Dillon “Jeremy” Lareau
has been temporarily disabled.
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Erin Balke (Cor Sec)
Materials Science ’16
Birthday:
12/30
Age:
4.5 “Cat years”
From:
Almost “chicago”
Is:
Actually a Cat
The Most Trash
Does things:
Tech
Yarn related activities
Makes food
Likes:
Sports Anime
Cats
Zora Gilbert (Rec Sec)
Linguistics/Psychology ’16
Birthday:
12/23
Age:
-20
From:
“ahahahahaha”
Has:
Cats
Orange Hair
Does Things:
Design
Linguistics Club
Nicknames:
None…yet
Joe Doyle (Treasurer)
T̠̣̝͈̩͞H̤̖̰͎͚̠̕E̷̬̗̼̙̱̖̟ ̱̟͙͇̹S̖̝̘̺͎̤H̫̦̫̣̱͖͟A̩͚̯͇D̶̜O̰W̹̣͖̜ ͏͇̯CO̶R̻̥͇͚̻̙P̠̘̩̲͠O҉͎̘͎R̻̥̻AT̰I̤̩ͅO̞̫̰̕N͈̗ ̴͓H̖͚̬A̜̤̜̥̤̳ͅS̯̞͉͚̞ͅ ̫̞͖̬̳R̨̬̱̩̰͈E͕͖̬̲MO̮͔̮̭̳̩̳V̩E͚̝͓͇D̷͍̦͍̺͕̳̼ ̟͚̠͖͜A͎̣̙̟͕͇͝Ļ̤͔͚̫L̘̹̺ ̳̯͖̻͓̖͜IN͎F҉̩̣̥͍̲O҉̦̣͕R͎̰̰M̡̗̼̥̯̯ͅͅA̡͕̬̰T̠̮͕̱̬̭ͅI̷͎͍̥͙̝̼O̖͔̗̫̼͙͢N̲͍̲ ̫̳͔̖̭̹̕A̘̹̪͙̠B̥̞̫̯̗O̯̖͚͍U͈͍̜̩̠̮͜T̢̻
͓̖̱̭͍ͅͅJ͙̰͇̱̣̟̫O̥̰̪͎͚͕͠E̼̪͙ ̦̪D̠͢O̧̳͖͎Y̶̥̲̮͚̭͓̙Ḻ̤͖Ȩ̳̘̤͍͓̪ ̡
Ư͉N̹͔̬T͚̬̰̫̼ͅI̬̟͔̖̙L̝̰͕ ̴̜̟̞̼͍̣̜T̗̘̥̥͔̙H̞̼͙͉̠̙ͅẸ̭͝ ̥̳U͜N͎͎̣͞ͅS̝̻A͚͍̻̹̲̻VO͔̻̩̥̼RY͍̰̲͞ ̵̣̻̺̭̗̥BI̱̠̹T͈̤̯͓S̰̼͎̰ ̝͚̙͠C̰̰̫̩A̞̹̯͕ͅN̯ ҉̘͉B̫̳͕͚̥̞͢E̪̲͚̬ ͈̪͈̬̰ͅR҉͖̳̠E͈͍̗̼͍̖M̀O̴͈V̢̠̺̯̥E̺͎̩̩͚͕D̵̼͕
Michael Murphy (Sergeant at Arms)
Computer Science
Computer Science
Computer Science
Computer Science
Computer Science ’17
Birthday:
11/3
Age:
Child
From:
Yinzburghghghgh
Does Things:
Juggling Clubs
Juggling People
Juggling Responsibilities
Dislikes:
Water
Food
Being Alive
Likes:
Coffee
Soylent
Trains
Bikes
Soylent