Exec Bios 2015-16

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Mike Woolford (President)

Embroider Mike
Physics
Biophysics ’16

Birthday:
7/19
Age:
1980

From:
North

Does Things:
Climbing
Falling
Moving Fast with Wheels on Feet

Likes:
Comics
Comics
Comics
Comisc

Dislike:
Dogs

Also responds to:
Woof Lord
Dr. President
Not Zora
etc.

Skye Toor (1Veep)

Embroiderd Skye

Mechanical Engineering
Biomedical Engineering
Erin 
Statistics/Math ’17

Birthday:
6/9

Age:
???

From:
The Government

Is:
Actually a bird

Does things:
“eating”
“breathing”
“living”

Dislikes:
The Ground

Dillon Lareau(2Veep)

Embroidered Dillon

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Due to previous connections with the treasury, all information about

Dillon “Jeremy” Lareau

has been temporarily disabled.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Erin Balke (Cor Sec)

Embroidered Erin

Materials Science ’16

Birthday:
12/30

Age:
4.5 “Cat years”

From:
Almost “chicago”

Is:
Actually a Cat
The Most Trash

Does things:
Tech
Yarn related activities
Makes food

Likes:
Sports Anime
Cats

 

 

Zora Gilbert (Rec Sec)

Embroidered Zora

Linguistics/Psychology ’16

Birthday:
12/23

Age:
-20

From:
“ahahahahaha”

Has:
Cats
Orange Hair

Does Things:
Design
Linguistics Club

Nicknames:
None…yet

 

 

Joe Doyle (Treasurer)

Embroidered Joe

T̠̣̝͈̩͞H̤̖̰͎͚̠̕E̷̬̗̼̙̱̖̟ ̱̟͙͇̹S̖̝̘̺͎̤H̫̦̫̣̱͖͟A̩͚̯͇D̶̜O̰W̹̣͖̜ ͏͇̯CO̶R̻̥͇͚̻̙P̠̘̩̲͠O҉͎̘͎R̻̥̻AT̰I̤̩ͅO̞̫̰̕N͈̗ ̴͓H̖͚̬A̜̤̜̥̤̳ͅS̯̞͉͚̞ͅ ̫̞͖̬̳R̨̬̱̩̰͈E͕͖̬̲MO̮͔̮̭̳̩̳V̩E͚̝͓͇D̷͍̦͍̺͕̳̼ ̟͚̠͖͜A͎̣̙̟͕͇͝Ļ̤͔͚̫L̘̹̺ ̳̯͖̻͓̖͜IN͎F҉̩̣̥͍̲O҉̦̣͕R͎̰̰M̡̗̼̥̯̯ͅͅA̡͕̬̰T̠̮͕̱̬̭ͅI̷͎͍̥͙̝̼O̖͔̗̫̼͙͢N̲͍̲ ̫̳͔̖̭̹̕A̘̹̪͙̠B̥̞̫̯̗O̯̖͚͍U͈͍̜̩̠̮͜T̢̻

͓̖̱̭͍ͅͅJ͙̰͇̱̣̟̫O̥̰̪͎͚͕͠E̼̪͙ ̦̪D̠͢O̧̳͖͎Y̶̥̲̮͚̭͓̙Ḻ̤͖Ȩ̳̘̤͍͓̪ ̡

Ư͉N̹͔̬T͚̬̰̫̼ͅI̬̟͔̖̙L̝̰͕ ̴̜̟̞̼͍̣̜T̗̘̥̥͔̙H̞̼͙͉̠̙ͅẸ̭͝ ̥̳U͜N͎͎̣͞ͅS̝̻A͚͍̻̹̲̻VO͔̻̩̥̼RY͍̰̲͞ ̵̣̻̺̭̗̥BI̱̠̹T͈̤̯͓S̰̼͎̰ ̝͚̙͠C̰̰̫̩A̞̹̯͕ͅN̯ ҉̘͉B̫̳͕͚̥̞͢E̪̲͚̬ ͈̪͈̬̰ͅR҉͖̳̠E͈͍̗̼͍̖M̀O̴͈V̢̠̺̯̥E̺͎̩̩͚͕D̵̼͕

Michael Murphy (Sergeant at Arms)

Embroidered Murphy

Computer Science
Computer Science
Computer Science
Computer Science
Computer Science ’17

Birthday:
11/3

Age:
Child

From:
Yinzburghghghgh

Does Things:
Juggling Clubs
Juggling People
Juggling Responsibilities

Dislikes:
Water
Food
Being Alive

Likes:
Coffee
Soylent
Trains
Bikes
Soylent