Boogie until you puke, no wait, come to KGB Mondays at 4:30 PM in
Breed Hall (Margaret Morrison 103). [footnote: nowadays it's every Monday at 4:30 PM in Margaret Morrison A14.] We love you. You'll love us. Give us
money. You can be a member of the most gratuitously silly campus
organization in existence. KGB is like Orange Juice. It's like everything
you've ever known that's good for you. So, run and tell your mother that
you'll be busy on Monday evening because you're going to join the KGB.
No, we don't hate Boris Yeltsin, honest, really. Bring as many friends as
you have. Bring as much food as you have. Bring as much money as you
have. Bring all of your clothing and as much canned yams as you can buy
on short notice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. The other day, Mike
Murphy said to me, ``Hey, you know I might join the KGB.'' I didn't believe
him, and you probably shouldn't believe me. Rampant consumerism is
destroying the American work ethic, but you can still join the KGB.
Polyester leisure suits are still out of style, but everyone cool is still a
member of KGB. KGB, KGB, KGB. Why aren't you out buying more
Current top banner: 2010 Booth: Break from building for Rita's (credit: Alan V.) Reload for a new one.