In this section you'll find a slowly growing collection of assorted pointless online distractions, suitable for weedling away many a lonely Siberian night. Right now the list is rather sparse, but it is our goal that it will grow into a rich potpourri of entertainment. It is also our goal that we will not have to resort to pornography to achieve the first goal.

KGB Distractions

• A longtime KGB favorite: The Memorial Suzuki Page

Non-KGB Distractions

This page is sad, so here are some random links which have yet to include porn.

• KAOS - They are like us, except they are not us. They are also far away.
• Magical Trevor - Everyone loves Magical Trevor
• Kingdom of Loathing - An adventurer is you!
• Found Photos