Come Party with the Party!

shield-1This is the front page for the CMU KGB. Isn’t it captivating? I know you’re impressed. We are.

New to CMU? Click here

First Time Viewer?

Good morrow to you! Have you heard of the KGB? No, not that KGB. The other one. Well, if you don’t know who we are, here are some good places to start:

Who are we, anyway?

Who are we, the KGB, and what do we stand for? That’s an excellent question… In short, we’re a social organization for folks with a good sense of humor and a bit of whimsy. Want to know more? Visit our “Who are we, anyway?” page and soak your brain in knowledge.


One of the perks of having a brand new website is the posts! Now news about events, meetings, Pravdas, and other exciting updates can be found in the various Post categories. Click the “News” link above or take a look at the sidebar titled “Exciting Things” for super fun KGB updates.


Want to know more about our valiant leaders? Take a gander for some completely unbiased and 100% true background information.


Need to contact us? We have email addresses and Facebook groups if smoke signals and semaphores aren’t your thing.

Returning Member?

You might notice that the site looks a bit different. We’re updating it! Excitement! In the coming months we hope to make the site more beautiful and glorious than ever before. That’s where you come in. If you have any picture albums you’d like to share or important KGB information that you’d like to see on the site, send a message to our Corresponding Secretary, Marlena Abraham.